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Volpe, here is my characterization so far:

  • my name is Bryan Jacobi but i won’t say my last name unless you ask because i come from a bad family environment
  • i am a rogue cop who is trying to protect someone in the group from a criminal who’s at the same bar and has been following us the whole walk there
  • there may be supernatural forces at work, like the stalker is a vampire and i come from a family of monster hunters and also my hair is parted so i’m sexy but only subtely. otherwise, i’m the only chance they’ll have at surviving the night.
  • i come from the Midwest.
  • i like rum and coke a lot.
  • i wanted to be a science major but couldn’t sleep well so i failed tests.


  1. angry-flaming-wizards said: man are you all getting into it like this? I would never be able to do this sort of thing
  2. jermtube posted this